Happy birthday, you old curmudgeon! Oh, stop acting offended. You know you started worrying about getting old as soon as you turned 30 and noticed what may have been the beginnings of three forehead wrinkles and some smile lines. Just sink into the oldness, man. Wear some suspenders and tube socks while you complain about politics. People have to listen to you because you’re wise now. Or wise-ish.
Fountain of Youth (Seltzer Water Scent) Net Weight: 6 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
We wish we could claim credit for the awesome description. Bravo to Whisky River Soap Company!